Tvilsomme feilmeldinger:

1) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

4) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

5) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

6) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

7) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
another game?

8) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"


9) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."

10) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any
key.

11) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Oslo? (Y/N)

12) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

13) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

14) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

15) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

16) WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL &
PAPER.SYS)

17) User Error: Replace user.

18) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

19) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software
titles have been deleted. The police are on the way